The fact that you call an Oreo a "biscuit" suggests that you don't know anything about cookies! Stick to your tea and crumpets!

It's kind of cute, in a sad way, that he thinks anyone would care.

If you're stupid and rich enough to pay someone to smear food on your face, please call me. I have a fridge full of food and I could use some extra cash.

LOL, no I've never been there, but I remember reading (YEARS ago) that in Communist Russia there was no toilet paper (or, at least, most people couldn't afford it). [Insert Yakov Smirnoff joke here]

The only catch is you have to wipe with old newspapers.

No pictures?

Why is there no picture when I go to the linked page? Tried in both FF and IE with no luck. Anyone else?

They may have been porpoises, but it's more likely they were dolphins.

I think that's poor sportsmanship, even if it's not technically against the rules, and its teaching those kids a terrible lesson: it's OK to deceive people to get what you want, as long as you don't technically break any rules. Shame on the coach.

No, this would have been WAY worse than The Wiz. And to Redjack: congratulations on being "That Guy". Every comment thread has one.

Maybe the bear just wanted the hunter's delicious pic-a-nic basket.

Thank you, Mr. Tolkien, for saying No.

That's a most agreeable bear!

On the one hand, I think the bus drive overreacted. On the other hand, there's nothing wrong with teaching a kid that it's not appropriate to intentionally fart loudly, and that the proper thing to do is try to let it out slowly and quietly. Nothing wrong with teaching kids basic manners.

That's not a cake shaped like a tower. It's a cardboard tower with a small cake on top.