@Chad -- that was my first thought, too. But I'm not going to argue with the Telegraph. At least not now. Maybe if I had a bit more sleep, I'd challenge their bold assertion.
In the 80s, Barry Sadler wrote many pulp novels based on this legend. The main character, Casca, was cursed by Jesus with immortality. So he wandered from war to war, fighting many battles and losing many friends but never dying.
A man inherits a decaying diner and its antique Wurlitzer jukebox. The plot: In each episode, the man selects a song on the jukebox and is then transported back in time to the year that song came out. Why? To help people with their problems. In the pilot episode, he listens to a Jefferson Airplane song, goes to 1968 San Francisco, and helps a hippie quit drugs.
Solve other people's problems? I'd just buy stocks that I knew would go up.
Well, if you insist, although I can't offer a six pack. Alex, have oezicomix get his pencil ready....
Solve other people's problems? I'd just buy stocks that I knew would go up.