The principal at one of the schools where I taught banned Bermuda shorts, so a bunch of the guys got together and showed up in short skirts. She almost had a heart attack, and most of the teachers had a great laugh. Their premise, of course, was that girls could wear short skirts, and since they couldn't wear shorts, they, too, would wear skirts. At first she was determined to suspend every one of the guys, but realized that was not feasible. Eventually, she caved on the shorts.
I never in my wildest dreams would have guessed you had a mullet. But then, I never in my wildest dreams thought I'd have a job where I didn't know what my co-workers looked like.
In Germany the word "smombie" has been elected slang word (or "youth word") of the year. It's a combination of "smartphone" and "zombie" and refers to those people who dangerously walk around while using their phone, not looking as smart as they think. Source: http://www.dw.com/en/choosing-this-years-best-new-slang-words/a-18623707
I wonder what would happen when you sneseze?
Source: http://www.dw.com/en/choosing-this-years-best-new-slang-words/a-18623707
terrorists have already won the war