I'd be more concerned about the fact that a drunk dude could make a snack in the middle of the night and no one in the house heard him.

I don't think I'd be able to sit still long enough to do anything on a bike seat. Mine is very uncomfortable.

Can someone send me the Cliffsnotes on what Ryan said, I kinda fell asleep while reading his comment.

Yo, dogg... I heard you REALLY like Starbuck(s).

It's refreshing to see non-vegs not liking this whole meat/bacon revolution that seems to be going on.

And if you mean 'render it completely unidentifiable' by saying this is an improvement, then yes.. he did 'improve' Starry Night.

My mom is a supervisor... she plays her DS Lite all day.

That is one killer unibrow.

It's a unicorn, not a Pegasus... how does it fly?

I knew a girl who lost 2 fingers due to tripping on a treadmill and the belt ripping them off.

^Nope.

Out of curiosity, wtf is a Lynyrd Skynyrd reject?

I can't help but see these two circling the same parking lot for 72 hours straight. Eventually I'd just fake left and cut right and pedal my little heart out.

I think you guys (lookin' at you, Eddy) need to enjoy the small things in life more.

I'm all for people eating healthier, but forcing them to eat at school is not the way. In my HS, you got fries, pizza, or a chicken sandwich (Clux Delux, more clucks for your bucks).

I went vegan in HS, so me and all my little vegetarian friends got together and got the principal to order veg food for us. It was pretty awesome; some of the 'meat eaters' were jealous. ^_^ It still wasn't the healthiest food, though.

Parents should care enough to pack their kids a decent meal, but most are apathetic or uninformed.

a) that's super morbid. I like it.
b) Pieter van Baal has the most amazing name ever. I'm jealous.