XD Thread is trolled!!!

Not to mention the first time he cut the paper he intentionally mis-cut so the scissors wouldn't work.

Swimming.

...the message is, "Oscar is dead." Not, "Oscar is botoxxed." A more amusing message is, "Oscar, like Bela Lugosi, is undead." In fact, I think that last one nails it.

It's nice to see something I figured out when I was a kid finally catching on.

I... was about to say how the /video/ left me speechless, but now there's that first post... my brain...

Four objects in five minutes for me. What the hell's everyone else's problem? I've got one gas giant, Earth, and a sun-surfer. No problems.

Yeah, I was about to say that: practice. The chimps they used have probably been doing these exercises a bit longer than the students and there's the fact that chimps are made for the wild and most college students haven't spent much time in that kind of situation. I'd like to see the results of this test when the chimps go head-to-head with some African bushmen or maybe some veteran soldiers.

Excellent, now add in money and weapons and see how long it lasts. Oh, wait, that experiment has already been done in the US and the results are what we see today. Yay science.

FLASH: according to Darwin's theory, those people most profligate in reproduction will beget children who will also multiply like tribbles. Plug that hole, bitch.

Yeah, just hook up a USB port inside the case and they'll never know... instead they'll spend money on a new mouse, then time rebooting and possibly losing work if they work at home, stress, and finally a 'repair bill' for when they finally gave up and someone at the repair shop... holy crap I hope they don't take it to the Geek Squad... very expensive sort of 'not super-dangerous' there.

With that much money they should be arming the whales.

And despite this article and Stumbleupon's cowardly act of advertising Lego sites, I'm /still/ not buying any.

It's really 'funny' when your employer doesn't pay you for that extra hour DST caused to disappear.

Remove DST. It doesn't save time, it doesn't save daylight, and a day is /still/ 24 hours, 0-hours is /still/ based on the same reference point :non negotiable. DST is really dumb.