At $100,000 and that is all you get? I expected some endangered animal fur or skin at least... there is no way I'm going to buy it now. Guess I will have to go back to using sharpened T-REX teeth and kimono dragon blood (got tired of using baby gorilla tears it just takes to long to get them) for a nice wet shave.

"Why is that you always blame me when there isn't any treasure? I'm a dog and I'm scuba diving isn't that enough for you!"

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"Hey the map only gave the location of a treasure chest, it didn't say anything about treasure being in it!"

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"How many times do I have to apologize about getting into your family mausoleum. I was positive this is where I buried your grandma's thigh bone."

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