This is great news for the firefighters who always wanted to keep a superhero costume in their locker but were too shy.
I can just imagine this guy back at the fire station, "You all thought I was crazy for bringing a Spider-Man costume to work with me, but I showed you! I showed you all!"
I stopped taking the article seriously when it said, "The reason no one can hear you scream is that sound needs air to travel in, and there's none in space". Sound travels just fine through water, air is not necessary. It also travels through other gases, as any nerd with a helium balloon will gladly demonstrate. In fact, when I was 4 years old, I discovered that sound travels quite well through railroad tracks. I guess what I'm trying to say is, if you're going to point out other peoples scientific errors, don't make claims like "sound needs air to travel."
My guess is that they ran out of "0" stickers and just decided to have some fun. In fact, I doubt that the posted times are correct. True conspiracy theorists are far too paranoid to tell you when they'll be coming and going.
I can just imagine this guy back at the fire station, "You all thought I was crazy for bringing a Spider-Man costume to work with me, but I showed you! I showed you all!"
The moral of this story is: Never trust a man whose age is an irrational number.
Technically, that doesn't scream 80's since I got it for Christmas in 1978. :)
I guess what I'm trying to say is, if you're going to point out other peoples scientific errors, don't make claims like "sound needs air to travel."
Whenever I see 'I <3 my dog', I read it as 'I teabag my dog'. I hope your dog's not a pitbull, pal.