I am seriously disappointed in the comments here. They're not NEARLY snarky enough in their attacks on this post.

I demand higher levels of wit.

It's funny to see how, towards the end, she is considerably less amused by having to take a picture every day.

How about flying that thing over a homeless shelter?

A perfect seat for Yoda, this is.

Hey, since we're completely removing any form of human power from the equation, let's add another wheel to the back of this thing and put a permanent seat somewhere in the middle.

We can call it a "motorized cycle," or "motorcycle" for short. It'll have all the convenience of a FlyRad, but you can still wear your normal shoes!

Oh man, we're going to make so much money.

Oh that Geordi... always having to save the day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMHAZwR-BdQ

The addition of the second key ring is really what makes this product a keeper.

Just dangle this bad boy from a belt loop and you're good to go.

And, yes, it's obviously not real.

Welcome to the internet.

Wow, killjoy commenters. The world owes you free, top-notch content that's nothing short of hilarious, and you're not about to let us forget it!

Keep on "sticking it to them" with your indomitable disdain for everything that fails to keep you fully entertained at all times.

After all that he still says "different than."

You Maniacs! You blew up the 350lb inflatable ape! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

I earnestly respect and admire cops, but this is obviously a power trip.

So yeah, my respect is tempered with a healthy level of "WTF." Especially when you consider the fact that police officers are, by their own standards, some of the worst offenders on the road. Not because they lack the necessary driving skill, but because they simply ignore things like stop signs and posted speed limits. And here I thought the traffic rules were put in place for the safety of everyone!

Maybe I'm not thinking about this from the right perspective.

I mean, sure, nobody wants their doctor to pull stunts like this. No question about that.

But if you're removing an unwanted chunk of flesh from my body, I really don't care if you burn it, draw a happy face on it, tie it up in ribbons, whatever. As long as you do it after it's out of my body (which seems to be the case here).

The gray area for me is the leg burns. The article mentioned the burns in passing, but I would think the more serious issue at hand would be actual physical harm to her body (or lack thereof) rather than what this guy wrote on some unwanted medical waste.

It's late. Maybe I missed something.

@ted

It makes sense that these airbags (and others) would need to deflate rapidly.

If you hit someone with an inflated "balloon car," they may be spared the initial impact from your bumper, but you'd also launch them like a trampoline if your airbags didn't deflate.

Yep. Even China is losing jobs to more "efficient" manufacturing techniques which, obviously, includes robotics.