Stretches here: May have survived landing. May have somehow become rehydrated (on a dry satellite) and thus become self-mobile. May have escaped containment. May be able to survive enough to reproduce. *lots of other steps* May have taken over moon.

Are you sure he died of "the penis injury" (or from the infection he got from the damage done during the whale bone thing)? A current argument from some seems to be that people don't die of [that current plague thingy], they instead die of pre-existing conditions (such as being older than 49 - the pivot point where death becomes much more likely). So shouldn't we say he died of the (first) UTI? Although you could argue the resulting second infection was a UTI also, so blame the UTI's all the way!

That seems a very overarching question.

That's what gravy is made of. And what it is MEANT to be made of. It's the bits of chicken and flour and whatnot that fall off as it cooks. Just like if you cook it in an oven and then use what is left in the dish.. (just oilier because it's from a pressurised deep fryer).

Jason: you are obviously putting a lot of time and effort into these, and I note the parts at the end. It is a nice message. And you are improving. It's a strange style you are using, and I don't find it funny at all, but you seem to find it worth doing and are building skills in doing so. Kudos to you for that. Reminds me a bit of Monty Python's Terry Gilliam - and he went far. However if you are going to keep spending such time and effort, you should familiarise yourself with copyright. It doesn't work the way you seem to think it does. There is a good video explaining how it really works by Tom Scott from earlier this year (specifically on how it works on youtube as well as at large) at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Jwo5qc78QU

But investigating even a little will tell you its resolution. About half a metre (1.5ish feet). All it will tell is where your walls are.

Anamorphic illusions may photograph well, but they are absolutely useless in person. Unless you stand in one particular, precise spot. And are the right height. And don't have stereo vision....

There was a website called "catscan" in the mid 90's (when the internet was not - quite - as cat-photo-powered as it is these days) that was devoted to this. There were many questions at the time as to potential danger to the cats (less of an issue with LED based scanners in use now)

Ahh yes, Watch someone play something you could instead by playing yourself. And something that doesn't involve high skill or intelligence or even technique... just patience. So you aren't even potentially picking up technique or how to or .. much of anything other than passing time? Watching something that needs patience above all other factors to play is perhaps another level of patience again, and all without the potential social exposure and physical exercise perk of playing the game yourself! Sure, sometimes they can be funny or have character, but to me "just 11 minutes into her stream" says more to me than the rest of this. I don't begrudge people doing or watching things they enjoy... but it's like kids being willing to spend so very much time just watching people play Minecraft on youtube. And consuming targetted advertising in the process. Seems far too passive an entertainment to be "paying for" to me. Boggles my mind.