Gives new meaning to the slogan "Delta is ready when you are."
Meanwhile - all these airline snafus are just more reasons to drive instead!

I do my best to buy only free-trade chocolate. Meanwhile, let's pester candy manufacturers to keep their promises!

True love knows no season!

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em? Or find another way to be indispensable?

Another good reason to avoid junk food and chow down on fresh fruits and vegetables instead! The close you stay to Nature, the better for you, evidently.

I have read several times that the Great Red Spot is actually the Jovian equivalent of a hurricane. No storm lasts forever. Future generations may have to bone up on why old pictures of Jupiter had that big red blotch. If the GRS does disappear, though, maybe another spot will appear someday.

I'm sure my Francophone grandmother would have loved this!

Especially the hell out of the Oval Office!

Awwwwwwwwww! Flattery will get you nowhere everywhere.

That's not funny - that's sweet!

This is why you need to examine anything you buy. Caveat emptor!

This is the sort of thing that will drive you buggy!

Oooooooooh - sick and unexpected! Love the ghoulish twist!

YIPES YIPES YIPES YIPES YIPES!!!!! Use less plastic, recycle more!