1. Don't Make Me Send Out the Flying Monkeys Tshirt

2. Ladies Night Coffee Mug

I think it's more fun to add your own translation.

"The bees! The bees! The capitalist bees!"

"I will get my Soviet weaponary, which is superior to the West's capitalist stingers!"

"Let me down! Their capitalist buzzing is influencing me to engage in homosexuality and desire cheaper bread!"

"No! No! I will shoot again!"

It's MUCH better when you're drunk. Or "otherwise altered"

Hey! I didn't realize you were a local!

Welcome to town!

And yes, the touchdown jesus/big butter jesus is a thing of legend around here.

I don't think Cerebus gives good directions.

We should have taken the bus.

According to the map, there should be a handbasket right here.

I have acid reflux. I think I felt my stomach lining burn away at the very site of that.

Question: During the 6 months, did he tell no one this side of the world of what was going on???

Two words:

TUBE

WORM

Ew. Sorry I said that.

The "stan" way (Turkmenistan/Pakistan/etc) looks exceedingly ... inefficient.

i love you darling and i love your site. however... even though i "beat it"

(to the woman who's stuck on the fish, feed all the fish and go from there)

i'm still wondering what just happened.

Oh my god. What was that? It was brilliant :-).