Budweiser is not American or Bavarian. It's Czech.

N. Africa (Egypt, Morocco, etc), as all good well traveled alcoholics know when searching for a nip of something, produces some ok wines.

DUH. It's so obvious. Just ask Oprah.

STOP EATING SO MUCH, YOU FAT OAF!

Good boy!

Ah, nice to see some Americans getting some exercise!

This is sick. Absolute religious sickness.

My gonads are WAY too BIG for that contraption.

Now I can finally use one of them Japanese squat-style toilet seats without falling over!

Damn, I thought I was finally done with my Depends!

I could've sworn it was one of them shit-sucker machines!

I thought it was one of them assisted fecal-collectors!

I can't believe it's not a nut massager!

Danger Mouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse!

yeay baby

Can you say

glugglugglugglug.............?

Check this out:

http://www.thisiscroydontoday.co.uk/courts/Croydon-man-heart-defect-died-watched-porn/article-441148-detail/article.html

It's not about the Coffee -

it is important to stress that it is not the Coffee, here, but that it is about the WARM drink.

Tea will also have the same effect.

People who drink warm drinks are much more down to earth and friendly as opposed to people who drink cold drinks such as soda all the time.
Beer and alcoholic drinks do not count, due to the alcohol's loosening effect on people.