No alchohol in England - no sir! Not sober, sensible, clean-living England - Famous for our sobriety, we are.

What an enormous pile of pseudo-philosophical cack

HIS ducky? Isn't that a female?

*took

Is that the right link? It tool me to somewhere called redbubble.

Alice in Wonderland/Oddee here:

http://www.oddee.com/item_97801.aspx

College 'Humor' is pretty weak, huh

Did this make anyone else think of Knightmare (ITV)?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxzKTbu-aR0&feature=related

"They might have to start calling them something else."

They ARE called something else.

In Britain they are called 'dodgems'

Appropriate, no?

Ok so, when I clicked the link I got an Internal Sever Error which I sat and looked at for two and a half minutes in case it was a trick. It wasn't.

Naive is not pronounced nave (Imagine my surprise when I found that out!)

You are correct in that you aren't supposed to wash them in a dushwasher, but I didn't wash it in a dishwasher - I washed it by hand

I had the Alice in Wonderland mug made by the same company, and you can see from the Amazon reviews that the majority of buyers had the same problem - regardless of whether they washed it in a machine or by hand

http://www.amazon.com/Unemployed-Philosphers-Guild-Cheshire-Cat/product-reviews/B000QV0L98/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

(As yet, there are no reviews of the Van Gogh mug)

Buyer beware! I bought a mug from the company that makes these and the design washed off. Judging by the reviews for them on Amazon this is a standard design flaw

It was great fun while it lasted but it didn't last long at all