We had a traveling taco that was very popular at our school. The lunch lady would open up a small bag of fritos in dump some taco meat into it, then top with sour cream and cheese.

HEALTHY!

But they were sooooo goood.

I dunno, beats sitting around, crapping in a bucket.

@varanid

Something tells me this is in an area where "Horrible conditions at the Cobra pit" isn't at the top of the list of worries people have.

@Ryan S

Thanks for the laugh.

No doubt. I was attacked by a cow and it wasn't when I lived on a farm. It was recently when I was out hiking. Parts of the Appalachian trail run through farmland where cows are out grazing. I was walking through a field and saw the milk cows in the distance, one apparently didn't take too kindly to me crossing her field and started running towards me. At first I thought it was funny since I've never seen a dairy cow run. But then I remembered that this animal weighed probably more than 1,000 pounds and I wouldn't have much choice in the matter if it decided to sit on me. So I ran for the other side of the field where the steps took you up over a fence. She caught my butt with her head just as I hit the first step and gave me a helpful shove over the fence where I didn't touch any other steps.

I don't see how anyone with a brain can't see this as a reason to reevaluate the war on drugs.

The War on Drugs has made it worthwhile to invent new classes of submersibles!

I swear the War on Drugs will be the reason somenoe invents the teleporter. The drug cartels will be beaming drugs right into people's living room and we'll still be spending billion a year trying to stop it.

agree with dev, just make a damn salad, quit trying to "win" at the salad bar, maybe that's your problem.

Lol, I read it in Stan's voice from the Spiderman cartoons.

My daughter does this. Even when she's napping on the couch, she'll roll over and answer a text.

I couldn't stand that. In fact, I keep my phone off unless i need to use it.

Well, yeah, most of what I eat comes from local CSAs. I'm confident of their claims as to what goes into their foods, but if I wasn't, I'd find other foods, not force these CSAs to do something else. Well, maybe I'd ask them to better their methods or whatever, and if they didn't, then I'd move on.

I'm sure it's just a personal preference but if I were interested in monitoring my sodium intake, and some place offering food refused to tell me the sodium intake, I simply wouldn't order their food. Just seems like the best way to solve that problem, in a Kantian sense that if everyone did that, the problem would be solved.

@Manticore

Hey, I grew up on 1970s and early 1980s Playboy so I'm in that group that still thinks its normal for women to have pubes.

"Perhaps if customers knew what garbage they were putting in their body, Movie theaters would have to sell healthier alternatives."

I doubt that. Nobody ever went broke because they didn't provide healthy alternatives.

I don't really understand why we need to make them provide what's in their food. I mean, if you're eating something but you're concerned because you don't know what's in it? Well, why are you eating it?

I understand it has become the law so I guess I support anyone trying to get the movie theaters to comply but it seems silly to scream about how someone won't reveal what's in the food they're selling. That should be an obvious hint that you shouldn't eat it, regardless of what is actually in it.

Here's a tip that should cover everyone and solve the problem: Don't eat movie theater popcorn.

Yakov Smirnoff did smile an awful lot.