The Tina Fey scar bothers me. In her book she basically says it’s uninteresting and people who ask her about it are dumb. As if to underline this she says it happened in an alley behind her house, while her own husband told Vanity Fair that it happened in her front yard.

Really? A grown man intentionally disfigures the face of a random little child for no reason, and this terrifying life event is soooo boring that you’ve never really discussed it with your husband? I think she’s lying about something.

Sonic Lips?

This study is far less interesting than if they had simply asked different owners to rate their cats (1-10) on a list of traits, marked down the color of these same cats, and then checked if there were any correlations.

Maybe orange cats really are more friendly, on average.

How is it even possible that I'm not seeing Hope Floats?

I have found you can find happiness in slavery.

First time hearing? Someone put on some Nina Simone in there, stat!

I would like to eat the world's largest sushi roll at the world's smallest hotel. Because that would look comical.

$200 is about what a party of 4-6 people will typically spend on sushi, and this seems like a lot more food.

On the other hand the giant roll looks kind of stupid.

No Kevin Conroy, no real Batman.

We know that Nic Cage isn't a vampire because he has visibly aged 25 years over the last 25 years.

Also science tells us that vampires went extinct sometime in the 1600s.

Ha, and I was positive it was Fred Armisen.

Looks more like 'Mary and Max' in human form.

I blame the parents. What kind of ego does it take to pass a name like that on? What is it like for the kids in school?

Yeah, when these parents named their child in the year 1886, they should have been able to predict the vulgar, clownish sensibilities of the people who would live almost 130 years later.

Nice Wilhelm at 4:19.

Also some accurate things there about transportation. The steam locomotive was the predominant train during his time and these were eventually replaced by diesel and electric trains several decades after this prediction.

One could say his prediction about high speed electric trains was a good description of what happened in Europe and Japan during the 1980s.