Uh huh

So... like ballet dancers, then.

what was that old thing about how any headline that asks a question can be answered with "no"?

Enough makeup and soft focus will make anyone look like a teenager. Even me, but I'm far more likely to be flipping the bird in the photos.

I remember reading some blog written by an American guy living in Japan. He was absolutely gobsmacked (as were we all) by all the people taking photos with their PHONES! OMG!1! In retrospect it's pretty hilarious.

Good god, how I hate the new MST. I did not have high hopes, and even then I was painfully disappointed.

For the last time: Alice is not a princess.

They really are terrible, but it's funny so you gotta hand it to them.

Knitting. Almost no one in film has any idea what they are doing with their needles. The grandest exception is the old TV Addams family: Morticia obviously knew what she was doing.

No wonder she doesn't like pie, she put FISH in a FRUIT pie! Geeze, lady.

every time someone posts about this thing I have to fight the urge to tell them to shut up and not jinx it!

disney fanatics will let you know on the first date if you look for the clues. There WILL be some mickey or princess paraphernalia about their person at all times.