maybe they didn't because people were camping out to see them... or they're dead...

mmmmmmmmm... expensive hammmm....blblleellhhlhlhllll

good point dutchboy... i just threw half a bottle out cuz it got old and sticky.. is this guy chugging it or something?

mmmmm supersized lobsters... see, nuclear explosions just solved world hunger

that is so historically inaccurate... the skeksies went extinct...

inspector gadget... ohh ohhhh.. i once made my sister cry when she missed an episode and i told her that they showed claw's face...

when i was younger, i always liked those old awesome abandoned buildings in galveston. well.. the bottom floor usually had something, but the rest of the building was empty so you could play chase in them... the doors wouldnt even be locked... fun times. i could only imagine what a 160 floor game of chase would be like... or laser tag...

a long long time ago... when i used to live off of hot pockets... the packaging suddenly started saying that there was now 30% more filling, but the size stayed the same as well as the oz for the hot pocket. i really doubted that they lessened the amount of crust. ive always wondered where they got their measurements.

mmmmmm thousands of yummy crabbies just got cooked...

the mother orangutan at the gaza zoo is especially amazing. they didnt have a male one to sex her up so they just painted a baby donkey orangutan colors and taught it how to climb trees...

id been sexted for years before i knew there was a word for it...

and... for his first movie... he gets top billing?? thanks dad

i already blogged my annoyance with this... "I know the original had its own special cheesiness, but it had an endearing quality to it. Ralph Macchio was gangley and kinda goofy looking, He looked like a bully magnet. Although, i've always equated cornrolls with mullets, I think the kid still ended up looking way cooler than any 10 year old has any right to" and that whole 'jacket on, jacket off' stuff makes me laugh uncontrollably...

thats... cats as donkeys...

interesting note... they now have a shortage of donkeys since they are dressing them as other animals... so in place of the donkeys, they are painting cats