i think kumquats could take all of you suckers...

i used to know this guy that said he preferred ugly girls because he didnt have to worry about them getting stolen by some other guy..

that kid must get dumped a lot

they should make some with missing fingers or no fingernails...just to creep people out or make them wonder about what they thought they knew about them...

and about that clip...that kid was faking..he just wanted to be up on youtube.. haha..

ohhh and there is this burger place called Red Robin... my kinda bosses kids wont go in there if the Robin puppet suited monster is working

i used to wait tables. i remember one particular family that came in with these 2kids acting up and making lots of noise. i heard the mom say, "if you kids don't settle down...Bill Cosby is gonna come in here."... i tried reallllllly hard not to laugh. i dont know what fear of bill cosby these kids had, but her threat worked.

i dont know christophe. i know shes not on the list, but the 19 year old girl that sits across from me at work has Beyonce wallpaper on both of her monitors...

runescape??? i want to know what it is, but i dont want to push it up higher in the list...

can i has sarsparilla?

i know a jewelry designer that hates using diamonds, but most of her commisions end up being diamond based...i agree. most other precious rocks are better to look at.

check out youtube for some of those crazy krampus festivals... apparently, they like metal

ohhhh... i know what someone is making me for xmas...

"they cost 8$ to make and i pee on every one. i've made a fortune of you chumps and ive invested it all in microsoft...now my boyfriend, bill gates, and i kiss each other on a pile of your money" - bart simpson as 'steve mobs'....haha...then the first commercial break has an iphone commercial...

speaking of which..does apple still use their "it just works" tag line?