Yes, he bored them to sleep with his incessant yammering about logic.

After the first 50' or so, the additional height pretty much becomes irrelevant - 50 or 500 or 1500, the falls going to kill you.

I prefer my staplers broiled.

I told you the Fartmaster 4000 would get us there faster.

When Life Gives you Mold, Make Penicillin (Serene Green, XL)

Nothing says combat ready troops like being able to take a defenseless jeep apart and put it back together really quickly. Sleep safe Canada, there won't be any marauding jeeps tonight.

Big surprise.

Money = Influence

Where's my 1 meter Fresnel lens?

Not in Colorado they won't.

3 Ballot questions in this Novembers election will effectively shut down about 20% of Colorado's Public Libraries (basically all the libraries that do NOT have a publicly elected board are screwed).

America is dumb enough, I can't imagine how much dumber they can afford to get - I guess I'll find out after November.

Fess up people, you know you tried it.

My record is a pathetic 2 nickels.

OMG Someone might see a boobie - EVERYONE PANIC.

American's are the dumbest prudes in the civilized world. I'm sure if the mom was teaching her baby how to field strip a AK47 no one would bat an eye.

They're boobs, everyone has them (yuck man boobs), get over it already.

Does it come with a matching tinfoil hat?

Anyone that pats my ass with a RFID reader better buy me dinner first.

The range is limited and most banks encrypt the card number.

I'll buy UFO abduction insurance before I worry about readers sniffing anything important from my wallet.

Seems like we just saw this post...

"As such, washroom signs are very telling of the way societies construct gender."

What bullshit.

As Freud said: "sometimes a sign is just a sign".

As long as the robber doesn't ride a bicycle with a broken lamp, he's safe from all Japanese police (they make Chief Wiggum look like Dirty Harry).

Ok, enough of the steampunk nonsense (otherwise you're just turn into another boingboing).