I can't think of more then two or three hundred things that would survive the apocalypse better then human skin.

And of course the first thing I would want after the worlds blown to hell is a guitar amp.

@Joanna Ong

So do you just out and out censor humorous double entendre - or are you just the slowest moderator on the planet?

People have the right to wear what they want how they want, just like I have the right to point and laugh out loud. Surprisingly it only takes one person to start it and soon the entire crowd is laughing at the baggy pants guy. Social shame, it can be effective.

From the thumbnail photo I thought the article was about Zombies.

Neater then the chewing gum trees.

//google it//

Technically, isn't Bueller's get up a "vest"?

"90 miles or about 3 hours"

= 30mph

Even the scooter riders are going to make fun of this guy.

//I'll keep my mod'd DRZ400//

If he made the numbers even smaller, it would give him twice the room for his self promotion "designed by" type.

I'm guessing less altruism and more attention whoring.

"Unauthorized"

"China"

Big surprise - NOT.

I'm sure Jobs is turning over in his grave seeing someone misuse his iDiot product like that.

Looks like a finger from the pathology lab.

Stopped buying them when they stopped making the REAL sugar cookies.

Not every food item needs to be pseudo-healthy.

Udderly amazing.

Doesn't really fasten my attention.