Like fashion models ride bikes. And the rest of the world don't give a damn if their precious hair gets messed up or if their bike helmet doesn't match their scarf.

But it would be fun to wear one in a crowded elevator and pop the panic button half way up.

A Gymnast, Actor, and a Mime - because his great impersonation of a flying rag doll was spot on.

The Hamburglar of course.

Wonder if her first name is Tiffy.

They forgot McDonalds and TacoBell.

Your Aussie tax dollars at work.

That's one manly man's hunting accessory there.

Looks like Nana needs to cut back on her carbs.

I'm guessing the 1/2 meter radius of bird poop around the birdhouse will make it really easy to spot too.

"Also, why do they always seem so obsessed with prepubescent girls?"

Because most Adult Japanese males have the social skills of a 6 year old when it comes to the opposite sex.

Now that arranged marriages are history, the men find they don't have the skills required to interact socially with women (that and the Japanese women are way to smart to want to settle as a housewife for some drunken misogynistic salary man).

So the men stick to their upskirt video cameras, train groping, sexless hostess bars, censored porn, tentacle rape porn manga, sex pillows, and the dream that someday they'll find a nice sexy fembot to marry and their worries will be over.

And the professor KNOWS his 10 years worth of data hasn't been tampered with how?

No way to run DIFF against known good copies or backups.

Maybe the whole purpose of stealing the laptop was to f*ck up the research data.

Followed shortly by another new record - most toilet paper used in a single day.

Poor little guy - too bad humans felt the need to f*ck with the breed so much with inbreeding for wrinkles that he needed help in the first place.

If nothing else, it proves that every family does indeed have a cackler (listen to the person "laughing" in the background).

So are those Chilean's Catholic or Mormon?