"They collided or were hit by something that caused hemorrhages or bleeding, internal bleeding or bruising, Karen Rowe"

That would be the ground.

Neat. Of course the image could be photoshopped with way less trouble then actually getting the "real" thing.

Pretty neat - except for the incessant sound track in the background.

I'd rather have a nice car AND a nice boat instead of some clunky hybrid. Not once in my life (or imagination) have I ever needed a car that could turn into a boat. Never, nadda, not ever.

Now a Jet Pack that turns into a Dune Buggy, that's a whole other story.

Meh, didn't even make the cute meter twitch.

What was the name of the cheesy caveman movie where "zug zug" was the term for shagging?

You could grind a dead mouse into paste and mix it with cheese and it would taste good too - doesn't mean I want to eat it.

Neat.

Hillbilly billiards - who'd a thunk it (except for maybe Gomer Pyle).

If it means just one unlucky neighbor doesn't have to sit thru another excruciatingly boring slideshow, I'm all for it.

"They’re now using a metal detector to look for it."

Um, it's a 2' piece of PVC pipe - how will a metal detector find that?

Seems like a bad Polish joke.

How do Polish people get warm?

They put sweaters on statues.

Now doesn't that give you the warm fuzzies?

So GOD performs a miracle and the ungrateful family are going to sue the hospital?

Nothing like having senile people behind the wheel during a snow storm.

Rude New Yorkers - they never wipe their feet.