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So for disobeying a Navy rule (and just plain common sense) and getting killed by being on one of many boats involved in a battle they get all kinds of posthumous awards and accolades.

Maybe America should try promoting/honoring INTELLIGENCE instead of blind stupidity.

I'm convinced.

//hey it's a holiday - we've already been hours for a few drinking//

Yeah, that cat was stuck. Stuck dealing with stupid humans who can't keep their hands to themselves.

How does one go about getting "out of circulation" money?

Nope....still dying.

In Brazil, even the goats are trannys.

Does it include a paper hat and a cheesy vest as a prelude to their fast food "in-between" career?

Bucket.
Water.

Problem Solved.

When trillionaires are made, the US Dollar will come on soft plush rolls, suitable for hanging.....in the bathroom.

“Employment instability depresses marriage rates,” Ms. Carbone said. Explaining the reasoning, she said, “I can support myself and the kid, but not myself, the kid, and him.”

What she really means is its waaaaaaaay easier for her to get welfare, food stamps, and WIC if the "babies daddy" isn't legally attached.

Nothing like a free ride on the working taxpayers nickel for uncontrollable breeding.

They need to cut their delivery force in half, and change to Mon-Wed-Fri delivery for business, and Tues-Thurs-Sat for homes.

Nothing that goes by USPS these days will matter if it takes another day to get delivered.

Of course their unions will never let them reduce their staff (and the associated payroll, insurance, health, retirement, pensions) by 50%.

And don't forget, Thursday's is complimentary grope your junk night, just to add that extra bit of reality to your airline eating experience.

Remember folks - if you didn't BUY IT from Amazon - You're NOT reading.

So remember kiddies - society things its waaaaaaay better for the alligator to eat you, then it is for you to harm an alligator.

Now get out there and breed some more alligator food.