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This is Red China after all. Consider it good fortune that he didn't (ahem) "die in surgery" so that he organs could be harvested for transplant.

"Boy, think how cool I'll look at school this fall when I get one of these belts... Won't all the kids be jealous? (while they are smashing my head against the bike rack)"

I hope the side doesn't split open if it bumps something when cold.

It's a bit shameful, that de-commied Russia still has this barbarian on display. But I guess the Russians learned over the years that there is great capitalist potential (tourist $) in keeping him there. What's more important, I suppose, is that they've removed his statues, murals, &c., from the non-tourist areas.

Reminds me of that snowboarder chick who made a fool out of herself showboating "a certain victory" at the last Olympics and fell, costing herself the gold.

And John Delorean wasn't the "owner" of Delorean Motor Company. He was founder and Chairman, put there were a number of big $$$$ shareholders (and eventual creditors).

Also, while it is useful to say that John Delorean was charged with (and acquitted on) drug charges, a larger impediment to the car's future is that HE'S DEAD!

Actually, the biggest problem will be that the high dollar body stamping dies and related tooling were all destroyed. Since there aren't any NOS body panels available, how is going to reproduce those?

In the "before" picture, he kinda looks like Simon Bar Sinister

What a charming way to tell the world you are a whore.

good thing he didn't take it in an eye!

That's bloody nasty. Just get your dog fixed or I'll sell you an old rolled up newspaper for a lot less.

Oh my goodness... There is nobody to root for in this story! The main players:

White trash in general
Flipflop wearers (yes, largely congruent with above)
Fat People with nasty feet who don't mind showing them
Walmart Shoppers
Whiners in general
Ambulance chasers
Walmart
Red China
Shady companies in Red China
Cheap Stuff made in Red China by shady companies

I can't think of a single story packed full of more pet peeves of mine. And honestly, how many pictures of her disgusting feet does she have to show us. Two or three would have done it lady!

Straight talk from Sid

It's pretty apparent that his wife cut off his nads years ago.

The walls and all the furniture are probably made out of particleboard and medium density fibreboard... Looks OK when new but sags and falls apart after a few years.

Their stuff has a lifespan of a typical college education. This has some merit, as one doesn't feel too bad about hauling it to the dumpster when packing up after graduating.

"silicon" or "silicone"? Why do people always seem to mix these up? It's not that tough, is it?

Quark was cool (if I remember, correctly... it HAS been a while).

As for a crappy sci-fi show, how about "Ark II". Even in the 1970s it was really low-budget looking.