It states no where that this was low budget.
Only that is was fan made, the fan's could be Bill Gates and friends for all i know.
And im free to speculate as the poster did not bother to research this before posting.
quantity over quality posting could be the mantra here.

Would have been more fun in england where a panda is slang for a police officer.

As far as i know they apparently faked the moon landing"s" i was not aware that the "actors" was supposed to be gigants.
The moonlandings never was according to this, because no one would fit the command module?

Yeah a dork that thinks he can live on a diamond ?
uneducated dork comes to mind, but atleast you sound your age. Just my advise! spend a few more years in school. then maybe dork'ness becomes nerd'ness.
The fact that this "planet" is made of diamond makes me
THINK that the pressure wich created this,would turn any dork visitors into diamond themselfe.

Well atleast she was not pronounced dead, Some people
wake up and read about their death in the morning paper.

Did they find any spice girls versions?

The olsen gang was a long running series of cinema movies, the 3 members of the gang was simpletons and loosers, But very likeable and the heroes of the stories, the main plot of every film was to get rich
using the most insane and unespected objects and gadgets in order for the plan to succede.
The end was always the same. the leader of the gang "Egon" ends up being put in jail, where he plots the scheme for the next movie wich always starts with him being released, the nearest comparison with something known must be blues brothers.

100% hot air!

How much heat does the night sun provide?
24-7 yeah right!!!

Seconds before it got trampled. "I'd better smile!"

The bible states you have to go with a bang.

Big mamma master chief? new franchise?

It clearly has ordinairy wheels and NOT rollers.
How would you turn with rollers let alone drive 80,000 km?
Since when is ignorant neat?

Sounds more like advise how to get more flies in the room.

This and the zombie feet sandals will make me irresistable.