I would have pulled whatever that cat is sitting on right off the shelf if it tried that crap with me. Just who is the boss in that house?

Nothing new under the sun. Most gas station type bathrooms had powdered soap dispensers. Just add water. Then it fell out of fashion. Now it's back.

"I can't" is for when you physically or mentally can not do something. I can't run a marathon. I can't do quadradic equations in my head. I'm not afraid or confused. I just am not able to do somethings.

In some parts of the country, big hair is still done. I don't know why.

And the original body that had its DNA and all its brain power removed to be transported? Jeez, the number of bodies that would have to be disposed of. Every time you transported to another city or country or planet there's another clone and another body.

What do they suggest be done with all the clones they make?

One drunk + one dog fight = chaos.

"And who immigrated from Italy to America? Poor people, looking for better opportunities." Not all. The highest concentrations came from southern Italy, and they did tend to be poor and uneducated. But there were others, many others, that did come for opportunities, but they were not poor, nor uneducated. My maternal great grandparents both came over as married with kids. both of my great grandfathers on that side had college degrees when they came. But my 7th back generation father's side came from Germany with not much and by the time my father was born, they still didn't have much.

As bad as the smell of what they eat is, when it comes out the other end, it is much worse.

How about you show you really love your pet by putting the poor thing on a diet?

Great! The colder it is, the more my nose runs. How about you? But having a hanky applied to your face will make it a lot easier to wipe! Hope they are washable.

Finally got a good one. A girl!

Except you can see that the real door of the machine is open.

Would have been much better if there were new cabinets and counters under there.

Back when, men also used them as small purses, since the piece's exaggerated size left plenty of space in there.