It was a dark and stormy night.

1: Fold flat sheet into a rectangle 1/2 as long as the sheet and 1/4 as wide. Lay rectangle down. 2: Fold pillow cases as usual, stack on flat sheet.3: Kind of fold fitted sheet until it's a square the same width as the rectangle. Width, not length. Set on top of pillow cases.4: Fold flat sheet rectangle over/around the cases and fitted sheet until you have a nice neat tight square. Store.
Never look for the matching pieces again. Nice neat bundle. Stores easily.

Since it has plastic in it, how long does it take to decompose in a landfill?

At least he has a hobby that gets him out of the house.

Seems I've heard this before. Decades ago. But who am I to stop companies from spending money on things that have already been proven.

If I want to eat something that tastes like hamburger, I eat a hamburger.

I make a great Tuna Surprise Casserole. Surprise! No tuna!

I guess Empress Elizabeth doesn't count? And Catherine was German.

I called a tire company within 5 minutes of noticing a bubble on the sidewall of a tire on my yard tractor! What was this person thinking? Just keep driving until it blows?

Now that's talent!

I hope the family is comforted. And lets her go now.

Jeez! They've turned a dignified gentleman into a caricature of a circus clown. Bad move KFC.

I cannot back up a vehicle towing a trailer of any type. Finally gave up trying to learn about 30 years ago. All I was doing was providing entertainment for anyone looking on.

I hope by "green tomatoes" it is meant tomatillos.
And avocados are 2 for $1.00 around here.

Can you imagine all the ick in that water?