I have never understood the magic of parades. Even the candy that they throw ... it was cheap and it was man-handled by clowns or elves who may not have showered in a week and the candy lands on the ground ... the same ground the horses poop on and then the Cub Scouts later pick up. You stand outside in the snow or freezing cold for a few hours and then you can't do anything the rest of the day. So we would just watch the parade on TV ... but that was even more pointless. I just don't "get" parades.
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