Use whole milk and butter in your KD and Velveeta in your grilled cheese. Don't forget Cheetos and Cheez-its. AMERICA!

OMG! Hillbilly heaven.

They don't want to wear clothes or take baths.

Do some people have more money than they need? It would seem some have more than they know what to do with and seem to have disproportionate political power to give themselves incentives to invest their money in nonproductive tax dodges.

We have one cent coins, not pennies, which were English coins before the pound became 100 pence.

seafarers wore gold earrings for the same reason Morgan Freeman says he does.

WOW! Do they make good pets?

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Then along came Sriracha . . .

There is no mystery and never has been. It's a top secret aerospace research, development and testing facility.

I'm sticking with my low carb diet, thank you

Normally I drink ice cold tap water from a12 oz. glass soda bottles I've used for the last 7 years. I recently bought sparkling spring water, 12 x 18oz. I will make sure to place the empties where homeless people can find them.

40% of Americans seem to be devolving.

Simple, wood pulp paper turns yellow and brown. Cotton paper, also known as rag paper, is made using cotton linters or cotton from used cloth (rags) as the primary material. ... Cotton paper is superior in both strength and durability to wood pulp-based paper, which may contain high concentrations of acids, and also absorbs ink or toner better.

That is some kind of big piece of meat in that picture. It looks like something from the Flintstones.and a gratuitous red cap.