There is no contest here. Miss C is only a step away from taking over the entire world. Saruman doesn't stand a chance.

@velocitygirl: What? I think you are misinformed.

I'm happy for them. In my experience, they have always been the nicest people you'd ever want to meet. And I'm not Amish (I'm on a computer! ha!), but they might really be on to something. I kind of like the idea of banishing technology and keeping it simple. I'll bet their stress levels are way lower than the average American's. It seems that they live a calm, peaceful existence. To me, that's something to envy.

It's hard to concentate on calculus when your eyelids are still stuck together and the sun hasn't come up yet.

San Francisco, this time you've gone way too far. That's an infringment on peoples rights. That's a perfect example of meaning well, but going about something completely ass backwards. Someone put a band aid on their bleeding heart.

I'm wiping a tear from my eye. It's just so beautiful. Oh, how I love my video games.

I love Allie. She is brilliant.

Regular skateboards do practically the same thing. They can still turn the same way. This one looks a little bit smoother in the design, but it seems to be a little bit of a novelty.

Is it just me, or is this clock impossible to read?

Yes there are tons of ninjas in the United States. They even made a gem of a film about one back in the 80's called appropriately, American Ninja. Then they made a hundred more.

60%. But number 9 was a trick question, you sneeky neatos. And if there are any references to Nebraska in there, I never picked up on them. Where and what are they?

I wonder if that guy's insurance covers bear damage? It's just one of those things...

My parents live on Southern Comfort Drive. That sign is stolen as soon as the county puts a new one up. It literally only takes a week or so before it is stolen again. And my grandparents had a large estate that was called Deer Haven. Kids kept changing the sign to say Beer Haven. My granddad used to get so pissed about that.

Looks like the flux capacitor is working just fine. Thanks for the trip back in time. Loved it.

Were you just suggesting that Del Toro do the movie or is he really going to do it? You were a little unclear in your wording. By the way, I love the Haunted Mansion, and I loved your previous article on it. And the Haunted Mansion movie disappointed me because it really, really sucked. But if Del Toro is doing the new one, I've got hope for it. If anyone can pull it off, it's him.