Bravo.

Yeah, but it's all ice and just a drop of soda. I wonder how many true ounces of soda are in a 32 ounce cup that has been filled to the top with ice.

I once tried a drink called a Beergasm. Equal parts milk and beer. I was sober when I tried but I puked instantly anyway.

Both. But more villain than anything else. I despise the Gordan Gekkos of the world.

It seems like there is some perception that Jewish last names are un-marketable.

That's what I was going to say. Looks like they just took a bunch of jars of Bacos, glued it all together and called it Kevin Bacon.

No, no. Wine tasters really are full of it. That experiment just confirmed what we all suspected all along. The smug bastards.

I live in Spartanburg and this is hilarious. There's a lot of crime here. That old guy must be about the only person here who doesn't have a gun. But the swiffer seems to work just fine. Go old man!

I'm sure it is delicious, but there is no sandwich in the world that is worth that much money. I'll give you five bucks for it. Or march myself over to McDonalds and grab a Quarter Pounder with cheese. American cheese.

Didn't Data, from The Goonies, already invent these?

That sounds a bit unreasonable.

All of the above theories sound pretty solid to me. It's probably just a coincidence that shotgun houses were shaped the same as these land plots. Shotguns houses were intentionally designed the way that they were to allow a free draft of air to blow through the house and keep it cool when both the front and back doors were left open in the summertime. Rumor has it that the name "Shotgun House" was used because it was said you could fire a shotgun straight through the house from the back yard to the front without hitting anything. (As long as no one was standing in the hallway!)

Whoa! Double rainbow! Full on! All the way across the sky! What does it mean?! It's so beautiful. The power of the rainbow beams has knocked me over.

@b: Agreed. What a moron. Pretty juvenile stuff.

As gross as it may sound, I have always wanted to try Rocky Mountain Oysters. A friend of mine and I have a wager going on that if the opportunity ever presents itself, I would eat a whole plate of them if he buys them. Anyone ever had Rocky Mountain Oysters before? What do they taste like and am I in for a delicious treat or a world of hurt puking my guts up? They look pretty good.