Wow. That's...um...immensely creepy. If I went to a guy's apartment and saw this sitting on the coffee table, I'd do a 180 fast.

Crap, now I'm hungry...

finally! It all makes sense now!
Jeez, people, the graph was meant as a joke, lighten up here!

Mouse trap was one of my favorite games. I guess it started my whole fascination with how things worked, watching one device activate another which activated another and so on. Sometimes I would set up the game just to play with the contraptions. The one downside with it was that if you set your game piece down on the board too hard, it would trigger the traps and you'd have to reset the freaking thing before you could move on XD

Wow, I ramble too. Yours are more entertaining though.

Well, dang. I wanted to put a "God was my copilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him" sticker on my car but I'd rather not get rear-ended :D

gay rights has always been such a touchy subject because the main opposition has come from the religious standpoint and many of the most outspoken objectors view same sex unions of any kind as an attack on their beliefs as a whole, which is completely untrue. As George says, he and his partner are truly in love, and no one, definitely not a group of legislators lounging in an oak-paneled assembly hall has the right to tell them that they can't be.
A lot of my oldest and best friends are gay and they are some of the most caring and supportive people I know. Why some people want to treat them like second-class citizens is beyond me.
I clicked on this link halfway expecting a lot of ignorant flaming, but I'm so glad I was wrong. Thanks people!
Congrats to all of the future couples!

internet and tacos? How can you lose?!

so it's basically a study based on the fact that sex sells. No shit.

Actually, Cheeseduck, he'd only be considered a nominee since he didn't off himself with his immense stupidity. Would've been funny to see how it would happen: While he's basking in he own innate coolness in the CCTV window, the bus he's on suddenly stops and he cracks his head on the seat. Bam. Instant Darwin Award. XD

And a 'bah Humbug' to you Mr. restaurant owner

What a terrible thing to happen so suddenly. In a media so easily drowned in sensationalism and stupidity, why does one of the few honest, worthwhile reporters have to be the one to go? Damn.
My thoughts are with his family.

Darth Vader lives! And he's in floppy disc format! This is what i love about sites like these. You log on every day and find the coolest, weirdest stuff you can't find anywhere else.

Two thoughts come to mind:
"Duh." and "Ow."

Dumbass. He's kicking in the slats of a cement fence. What did he think would happen?

Brilliant! I didn't get a few of the clips they used (like the tornado one) but then again, I'm not much of a gamer. Loved this though!

(Boom de yadda boom de yadda)

Chicken to itself: "Bakawk" *pecks at the roadside*

@steamykitchen: spot on chef answers. Bourdain definitely would have said that.

My favorite variant of this joke comes from Happy Texas:
[main characters are on a chain gang picking up trash by the roadside]
"Hey [character's name I forgot], why did the armadillo cross the road?"
"I dunno. Why?"
"He didn't. See?" *Holds up dead armadillo*