Labor went reasonably well. Baby is healthy. I'm g...  ...a funny and often* intellectually demanding daily webcomic .His wife, Kelly Weinersmith, recently gave birth...

Abstruse GooseSelf-checkout registers at stores may seem unreliable, but that's only because you've misunderstood their purpose. They exist to amuse their builders, not make buying things easier....

(Mandatory Roller Coaster/Aram J. French)Tacos just make life better, as this pharmaceutical advertisement advises us. What was the original question? It doesn't matter. Now is always a good time for tacos.-via Foodbeast...

(Ryan Hudson/Channelate)Part of good parenting is teaching children to become self-sufficient. Sure, you could answer the question yourself. But what will she do when you, too, aren’t around anymore?It’s jus...

(Chris Hallbeck/Maximumble)Get caught up on your favorite show to hate this weekend. Netflix, like so many internet applications, makes life faster and more efficient.Chris Hallbeck, the cartoonist who draws Maximumble,...

(Randall Munroe/xkcd) Cattle that tip the scales against us. Unfortunately for cows, they never mastered the barbecue arts and shall remain our subordinates.I find it interesting that the weight is carried so overwhelmi...

I like Katie Bee's idea. But this is just a temporary solution using materials at hand. If you have a bit more time and money, then I suggest hollowing out a realistic doll, filling it with the beverage of your choice, t...

(Mikey Heller/Time Trabble)That didn’t turn out as planned. But this is a good opportunity to make a sale to the local medical school. Offer a discount price if they don’t ask questions. And in the future, d...

I suspect that the artist behind Extra Fabulous Comics is relating a true anecdote.Just wait until the homeless man meets someone who makes a living posting cat videos on the internet. Then he’ll use both fists....

(xkcd/Randall Munroe)Yes, this will be a long episode. Maybe even a two-parter. But when he’s done, our mechanical friend will turn into a beautiful 3D printer. This is the beauty of nature at work....