(Noitego)Bats are a niche market. You'll have to rely on flip phones or try to turn off the auto-rotate function. In the meantime, just keep spinning it around so fast that the phone can't keep up with you....
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/05/15/Bat-with-a-Smartphone/(Toothpaste for Dinner/Drew Fairweather)That might sound encouraging, but the subjects are frequently in revolt against their king. Insurgents sneak across the border and agitate them with talk of "cellular rights" and s...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/05/15/Master-of-Your-Domain/(Lunarbaboon)My wife tells me that if we have any more children, carrying and giving birth to them will be my job.I've seen what's involved. Twice.I'll pass....
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/05/13/Backwards/(Zach Weinersmith/SMBC Comics)Oh, sure, your geeky wedding is fun and cute. But you've got to realize that when you get married, you're locking yourself into a system. Say your wedding vows in Elfish, if you like. But be...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/05/10/Good-Idea-Star-Wars-Wedding-Bad-Idea-Star-Wars-Divorce/With a 12-inch wingspan, the white witch moth (Thy... ...o is a field naturalist and the artist behind the webcomic Bird and Moon. She made this chart illustrating t...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/05/09/The-Largest-and-the-Smallest-Related-Animals/(Extra Fabulous Comics)You can have coffee. There's a pot over there. Or you can have one of those frou-frou drinks that costs $6 and has no actual coffee in it.Oh, you don't like black coffee? I can add whiskey to it, i...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/05/08/Dont-Talk-To-Me-Until-Ive-Had-My-First-Cup-of-Coffee/(The Joy of Tech)You're right, Jar Jar. We need you back, if for no other reason than to kill these other characters.So The Joy of Tech calls these characters rejected? I think that all it has done has given J.J. Abrams...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/05/03/Rejected-Characters-from-the-New-Star-Wars-Movie/(The Awkard Yeti/Nick Seluk)The Awkward Yeti's archnemesis is his own brain--especially when he's trying to sleep.Listen, Lars: your brain is going to keep doing that until you punish it. May I suggest alcohol? Or a hamm...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/05/02/Stop-That-Brain/(Zach Weinersmith/SMBC Comics)God said, "I need somebody willing to stay up until dawn, milking experience points, arguing about rules all night in a basement, and fighting through a dungeon crawl, then eat a pizza, get...
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/04/29/So-God-Made-a-Role-Player/(The Awkward Yeti/Nick Seluk)Look, it's not like the work isn't going to be there tomorrow. We'll just, like, work really hard and make up for it. Later. The pug video isn't going to be around forever, you know....
https://www.neatorama.com/2014/04/27/Why-Would-You-Work-When-You-Have-an-Internet-Connection/
