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My wife tells me that if we have any more children, carrying and giving birth to them will be my job.

I've seen what's involved. Twice.

I'll pass.

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Given the picture, it took me a minute before I realized we weren't talking about zippers.

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During Mao's Great Leap Forward, flies were one of the "four pests" that were to be eliminated, along with rats, mosquitoes and sparrows.

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I have a feeling this is not as weird as it seems. The idea is to get rid of ALL the flies, but at the same time, those responsible will not be punished if there are only one or two. So ...in the language of regulations, this ends up sounding silly.

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