(Infinite Monkey Business/Demitrios Haldes)And if you want it back, you'll have to pay. Leave $50,000 in unmarked, non-sequential $100 bills by the potty at naptime. And if you go to Mommy or the police, you'll never see...

(Safely Endangered)Most of us don't grow up to be heroes, or even to live the lives that we had planned. That's okay--or it should be. You can still be a hero to the person whose toilet is clogged....

(Owl Turd Comics/Shenanigansen)Sure, your brain is your second favorite organ, but that doesn't mean that it's particularly useful. Your relationship is somewhat toxic, so you often work against each other. -via Tasteful...

(Chris Hallbeck/Maximumble)I predict this will literally happen someday. A criminal defendant will offer his location while playing Pokémon GO as evidence of his innocence. And, at roughly the same time, a crime d...

(Fowl Language Comics/Brian Gordon)Borrow a child's stuff animal and try it. You'll feel better. And then, as Mister Rogers advised, look for the helpers....

(Things in Squares)She earned her sexy doctoral hood and gown, so, yes, she's a real scientist. And she won't take your snide remarks in the lab. Respect the science.-via Tastefully Offensive...

(Poorly Drawn Lines/Reza Farazamand)Hey, hey! Flying is what my people do, not yours. Stay on the ground where you belong. The air is our territory....

(Lunarbaboon)Big brother and little sister will always have a special, loving relationship--until the cash changes hands. He loves her because he's invested a lot in the relationship. So join in the fun and keep in mind...

(Blue Milk Special)When Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan came out, actor Ricardo Montalban was 61 years old. Some people thought that he wore a prosthetic chest during filming. But, no: he was just ripped. Khan had appare...

(Sephko)That's annoying for Daenerys. But it gets even harder for a girl who has no name. The baristas always spell it wrong.-via Tastefully Offensive...