(John McNamee/Pie Comic)Preach on, robot! Kids of all forms, organic and metallic, don't understand how fortunate they are. Back in my day, when a robot tried to kill me, it was only after I had walked to the robot facto...

(JHall Comics/Justin Hall)You shouldn't kill us because we're quiet and probably won't get in your way. But if you must kill an introvert, then Justin Hall's methods are foolproof. There's only one thing worse than getti...

(Learn to Speak Cat/Anthony Smith)I swear, if you stare at it long enough, it follows you around! It’s a great work, of course. But rather derivative of Seurat, don’t you think?-via Lustik...

(Wrong Hands/John Atkinson)Your cunning plan will fail. Yes, your pillow is trying to kill you. The 8-month hiatus will make you forget what happened during the previous season. It's almost like these shows operate on fo...

(Bonkers World/Manu Cornet)The German language is famous for its long compound words. But last year, it dropped its longest word: rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz. So that will no...

(Completely Serious Comics)I mean, even if it is true. You’re not supposed to say it out loud.Now we can’t go back to that bar because of you....

(Maximumble/Chris Hallbeck)Kids have irrational fears. As parents, it can sometimes take us by surprise what they worry about needlessly.As Chris Hallbeck--a father himself--illustrates, an important task of parenting is...

(SMBC Comics/Zach Weinersmith)Of course, as we've noted previously, most mad scientists are actually just mad engineers. Real mad science produces reproducible results and subjects itself to peer review.Zach Weinersmith,...

(Imogen Quest/Olivia Walch)When the Athenians smashed the Persian army at Marathon, Pheidippides ran from the field of battle to Athens to inform the people there of the joyous news. According to the legend, he died imme...

(Lunarbaboon)Actually, it is possible to live happily ever after. But you may have to work at it now and then. You can burn those pages--so as long as you remember what you learned from them....