I'm going to make some girl Really happy one day until I stop liking her and start phasing her out in a passive aggressive manner. @senderblock23...

"I think we should feel other people." (Blind couple breaking up.)  - @YUCKYBOT ~Illustration by: Alethea Jones~...

Wallet chains are a good way to let the ladies know you've got about $7 you don't want to lose. - @BillMc7 ~ Illustration by: Gary Krejca~...

I'm thinking about changing my avatar to a chicken, then sexting with a girl who has an egg avatar, and see who comes first. - @BillMc7 ~ Illustration by: Gary Krejca~...

Cute girl walking by. Time to flex my one pack and nonchalantly laugh at nothing on my phone. - @TrainedHedonist ~Illustration by: Dayton Castleman~...

Wrote a science fiction novel about a man who wins an argument with his wife, but it was rejected for being "too farfetched". @DanaJGould...

I wonder if tree huggers ever get to like second base with their trees - @HiImRawn Other cool stuff from around the Interwebz that we like var Scribol; if(typeof Scribol=='undefined'){Scribol={}...

I can't tell you how many dates I've skipped because I had nothing to wear or wasn't asked out. - @MrsRupertPupkin Other cool stuff from around the Interwebz that we like: var Scribol; if(typeof Scribol=='undefi...

Here is a tip to any adulterous men and women out there. If you are going to cheat on your spouse, make sure you post the evidence of such on any social networking websites. One attorney in St. Petersburg, Florida says 9...

Women *do* come with instructions. Lots of them. Ask my husband.  @linajk...