I called out my wife's name during sex one time and she walked in to see what I needed. Won't make that mistake again. - @rodney_at_large ~Illustration by Caleb Olson~...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/07/02/no-337-rodney_at_large/Girlfriend was waiting for me when I got home. Girlfriend is what I nicknamed my empty, unfurnished silent apartment of sadness. - @lazerdoov ~Illustration by:Â Emily Niland~...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/06/30/no-334-lazerdoov/If a woman had given Albert Einstein a handjob, it would have been a stroke of genius. - @Joshinator ~Illustration by: Kevin Coffee~...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/06/28/no-332-joshinator/Fact: I broke up with a guy because his pre-sneeze face scared the crap out of me. - @emvetica ~Illustration by:Â Kevin Coffee~...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/06/25/no-327-emvetica/Relationships are like a seesaw. If one of you gets too bored o...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/06/24/no-326-doubleberg426/Dear Women, We don't know how to imply anything, so please stop getting mad at us for that. Love, Men @yoyoha ~ Illustration by: Gary Krejca~...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/06/19/no-314-yoyoha/Ate corn on the cob in public today and now I'm never gonna get married. @HerMaeness ~Illustration by: Maybelline Chow~...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/06/12/no-296-hermaeness/I like your thighs in the fatty position. - @danhhoang ~Today's illustrator: Rebeccah Mary Hartz~...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/06/10/no-291-danhhoang/I'm never going to find the man of my dreams with all the insomnia IÂ have. @1surlygurl ~Illustration by:Â Pete Hillstrom~...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/06/07/no-284-1surlygurl/I need to marry someone who understands that I'll be live tweeting the wedding. @HerMaeness ~Illustration by: Kaz Foxsen~...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2011/06/06/no-283-hermaeness/
