~Original Illustration by: @yoyoha~ With each passing day, I grow more and more disappointed that life isn't anything like "Saved by the Bell: The College Years."Â @alexscordelis...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/06/07/no-800-alexscordelis/I hate when you finally meet your Twitter crush and you find out that it was just some dumb cat walking around on a keyboard at a Starbucks. @StuffZacLearned...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/06/04/no-799-stuffzaclearned/"This is SO annoying." - gay passenger on Titanic -Â @GaryJanetti...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/06/03/no-798-garyjanetti/Napping is my superpower. @joe_hill...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/05/29/joe-hill-superpower-cat-bo/Magic skill: I can make even the cutest pair of shorts look like an adult diaper— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) May 17, 2012  ~Illustrated by Joy and Noelle of Twins Are Weird~...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/05/26/lena-dunham-twitter/I bet in hell you have to sleep in a hot bedroom with a pillow that never has a cool side. @mdvaldosta...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/05/25/no-788-mdvaldosta/Embracing these cramps because I think it means I'm not carrying the spawn of Satan @Undateable_Girl...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/05/23/no-786-undateable_girl/Just dropped my toothbrush in the toilet, which narrowly beats dropping a plunger in my mouth. - @donni...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/05/18/no-781-donni/I wish I could put my whole fucking house in the washing machine. @slyoung5...
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/05/17/funny-tweets-3/To err is human, to arr is pirate. @ funnyoneliners
https://www.neatorama.com/twaggies/2012/05/15/no-777-funnyoneliners/
