What Happens To Cap'n Crunch When He Dies?
Cap'n Crunch used to boast about how he had "corn... ..., even in milk", his secret defense against those cereal killing Soggies.But the Cap'n never spoke about issues pertaining to his mortality, a... ...about issues pertaining to his mortality, and he never told a soul th...
https://www.neatorama.com/2017/03/02/What-Happens-To-Capn-Crunch-When-He-Dies/
