(Lunarbaboon)Pro tip for kids making these contracts: soylent green collection facilities are not nursing homes. Avoid getting specific about final outcomes when discussing long term care with your parents....
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/04/12/Old-Age-Insurance/Chris Piers of the pop culture blog The Robot’s Pajamas runs a regular feature called “Star Trek Problems.” It highlights the painful reality that Trekkies must face: many aspects of Star Trek: The Next...
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/04/11/The-Many-Problems-of-Star-Trek-The-Next-Generation/(Mark Pain/Pain Train)And that is why we don’t play role-playing games with Billy anymore. If he can’t emotionally handle a simple dungeon crawl, he can’t play with us....
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/04/09/A-1-Penalty-on-Your-Next-Charisma-Saving-Roll/(Chris Hallbeck/Maximumble)Get a chocolate latte and you've crossed all three items off the list at once. Add some creme de menthe to that latte and you've added the power to forget. It'll work! He's already smiling....
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/04/04/Shopping-List/(Extra Fabulous Comics)Think of Neatorama as the chubby penguin of the internet, although, technically speaking, only a third of the contributors are penguins.The internet will charm and horrify you. It accentuates the e...
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/03/25/How-the-Internet-Works/(Berkeley Mews/Ben Zaehringer)Every gorgon occasionally wants a day off to go the ballfield and see a game. But the jumbotron isn't for you. And don't even try to get featured on the kiss cam....
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/03/17/Medusa-at-the-Ball-Game/(SMBC Comics/Zach Weinersmith)You can choose from 3 different advertisements that our data mining programs reveal will be effective on you. The ad will automatically pause when you stop paying attention.Reader pro tip: Y...
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/03/12/Please-Choose-Your-Preferred-Advertising-Experience/(Books of Adam/Adam Ellis)Are you struggling to find the right thing to say? Despite the outcome of this scenario, you should still go with "say something weird." If he sticks around, then you've found a keeper. Think of...
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/03/12/How-to-Be-Socially-Awkward/(Lunarbaboon)It's real good what you've done there, Anthony. Yes, real good. Having your parents fight each other to the death is just what we needed....
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/03/11/Dangerously-Adorable/(xkcd/Randall Munroe)You want to be an artist. But there's a problem: you have no technical skill for it.Don't worry! You can become a conceptual or performance artist. Then all you need is a slight variation on an idea...
https://www.neatorama.com/2015/03/09/Art-Project/
