Who's A Handsome Boy?

We say some really strange stuff to our pets and act like it's NBD even though we feel weird saying those same strange things to our pets when people are around, so how NBD can it really be?

We want to believe our pets really like it when we call them "pretty boy" or "sweet girl" or "the handsomest boy in the whole wide world", and maybe they do. Who am I to pretend like I know?

I don't speak dog or cat or goat or goldfish so I don't know what they have to say, but according to this SketchShark comic telling your dog he's "a handsome boy" may give him a big head.