The What If? series from Randall Munroe and Henry Reich (previously at Neatorama) seeks to give serious answers to ridiculous theoretical questions. The most common question they receive, over and over, is "What would happen if the sun went out?" This is also a common question outside of the series, too. What they are actually asking is how long would it be before we all froze to death. The answer varies, because humans know how to keep warm up to a point. But we would lose our light, our food supplies, and pretty soon our orbit. Since those scenarios have been addressed all around the internet, Munroe and Reich decided to look at the bright side, as if there is one. The lack of a sun would actually solve some problems we have here on earth. Not that any of that makes up for freezing to death, but here you are anyway with a list of benefits from the sun ceasing to burn.

If you knew nothing about the invention of Graham crackers, you might assume that they were invented by someone named Graham- and you'd be right. Sylvester Graham was born in 1794, the youngest of 17 children. He was sickly all of his life, and had an idea that white bread, with its refined flour, extra ingredients, and preservatives, was not good for one's health. And so Graham developed a cracker that used only simple ingredients, including whole wheat bran. This Graham cracker didn't even have any sweeteners in it. It was part of a healthy living regimen that became known as the Graham Diet.

We now know that whole grains and fewer preservatives are healthier overall. But physical health wasn't Graham's main concern. He was a Presbyterian minister who believed that alcohol was ruination, and food that contained meat, fat, or spices promoted lustful thoughts and sexual perversion. Only a simple, bland diet would put the proper limits on such desires. These beliefs didn't appeal to the general public, and indeed, Graham crackers only became a sensation when Nabisco started putting honey in them. Read about Sylvester Graham and his quest for better morals and better health at All That's Interesting. -Thanks, WTM!

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The colossal squid (Mesonychoteuthis hamilton), we are informed by the conservation organization Oceana, is the largest invertebrate on Earth. They can measure as long as 46 feet and weigh 1,100 pounds.

The colossal squid is elusive and a challenging encounter for humans, as it lives in very deep oceanic waters. It was only recently, Scientific American reports, that scientists were able to record video footage of one. A robot launched from the research vessel Falkor found a juvenile colossal squid near the South Sandwich Islands, which are in the far southern Atlantic Ocean. This particular squid is only a foot long.

-via Dave Barry

Weird Universe tells us that in 1932, the Lincoln Electric Company (which is apparently still in business) conducted a national essay writing competition about arc welding. The winners received a total of $17,500 in prize money that was distributed on checks. Those checks didn't bounce--perhaps because they were made of steel.

The first prize went to two naval officers named Homer N. Wallin and Henry A. Schade who later achieved fame for their naval engineering work during World War II. Their check measured two feet long and was inscribed with a blowtorch. They endorsed on the back in the same fashion. The bank marked the check as cleared by shooting bullet holes through it.

Photo: Smithsonian Institution

The Golden Girls went off the air in 1992 after seven seasons. The last of our for favorite ladies departed for that great lanai in the sky just over two years ago. But the fanbase for the show remains profoundly strong, perhaps because each of the four women spoke from a core facet of the human experience.

There is now even a murder mystery novel set in The Golden Girls universe. Rachel Ekstrom Courage, a seasoned YA author, wrote Murder by Cheesecake. In it, Dorothy goes on a date with a man, who promptly ends up dead. She and her three friends must find the killer.

-via Chance the Librarian

The Western movie Tombstone came out in 1993 and therefore never got an Honest Trailer until now. With the passing of Val Kilmer a couple of weeks ago, a lot of people are thinking about his portrayal of Doc Holliday in the movie, so it seems fitting that Tombstone can finally get an Honest Trailer.

There have been plenty of movies that told the story of Wyatt Earp and the gunfight at the OK Corral, including one of that exact title, because it's an exciting Old West tale that happens to be true. But Tombstone stands out among those movies for assembling a large cast of talented and attractive actors, moments that are less serious and even lean toward comedy, and for its historical accuracy, which is, of course, relative to other productions. Screen Junkies can't find much to criticize Tombstone for, but they do manage to shoehorn some jokes into this Honest Trailer.

Last month, we brought you a video about murderers who had been featured on television for something besides murder. That was not exactly a complete list. It's happened in the movies, too, when those involved in the production only found out much later that they'd been working with a murderer. Sometimes the murder came after the movie job, and sometimes they'd already committed the crime and just hadn't been caught yet. This happened to the cast of The Exorcist, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, and Felon. Plus there are two cases of a murderer on a TV series that didn't show up in the earlier video. One is about a Jeopardy! winner who went on to kill his wife, and the last case is a real mind blower- the murders happened to produce content for the television show! That complicated story and four others are all explained in a list at Cracked.

This shrimp is a go-getter! Watch him do all the things you wish you had time to do in a day -in only a minute. He gets up early so he can get his exercise, sports, and gaming in before he even fixes breakfast and then goes to work making other creative things. Afterward, downtime is party time with his shrimp friends! It's a full day, for sure, so I bet he doesn't get up quite so early the next morning.

This series of shrimp activities are all automata made by  Amedeo Capelli of Stoccafisso design (previously at Neatorama). Shrimp are far from the only thing he animates in wood, but he has quite a few of the little crustaceans in his collection of clever and whimsical automata. And they do all the things! Some of these shrimp (and other automata) are available at his Etsy shop. -via Geeks Are Sexy

The influencer appropriately named Kate Will Try Anything is willing to try any sort of daring culinary experiment. Think of her as the Galileo Galilei of food research.

In this video, Kate shows us how to ensure that we have enough Easter eggs for this weekend. A toilet bowl has sufficient size for the batch that the kids will need. She adds boiled eggs, vinegar, dye, and baking soda. Then she scrubs the toilet clean so that it's ready for its regular use.

It may be a good idea to similarly clean the unit prior to dying your eggs, too.

-via Dave Barry

Rebecca Gardner is a professional event planner, interior designer, and fashion mogul who operates at a high level. Her elite parties and luxurious accessories are highly esteemed by our social betters.

Gardner's shop includes unique items, such as hats that look like Easter baskets, a carrot that dangles on the end of a stick just in case you need that sort of thing, and candles that look like banana splits.

What rivted Messy Nessy Chic's attention is this adorable hat that looks like a radish. Elite milliner Maor Sabar made this ravishing chapeau. Wearing it this Easter will cost you a mere $898.

Dyer County in western Tennessee experienced severe flooding recently. WREG 3 News reports that at least one hundred people in the town of Bogota alone have been evacuated as tributaries that feed into the Mississippi River have spilled their banks.

But not this family. Aerial video recorded by Randy Gerald Moore revealed an estate protected by its own levees that appear to be just high enough to keep out the floodwaters. The Weather Channel reports that the family has been working on this project for years. Their patient preparation has definitely paid off. I'll bet that the levees would also help during a zombie apocalypse.

-via Breaking911 | Photo: Randy Gerald Moore

We love medieval doodles, from meticulously illuminated manuscripts to ink paw prints, but especially the humorous images of rabbits and snails doing things you won't find in nature. You have to wonder about the circumstances that led to these bizarre drawings. Now we have the story of how one particular volume came to be emblazoned with such creatures plus the spitting image of Yoda.

The Smithfield Decretals is a copy of the Decretales of Pope Gregory IX. It was published in the 1230s in French, with wide blank margins that were meant for scholars to add their own notes. That's not what happened, though. Someone in England got the copy some time before 1340, and knowing that books are better with illustrations, hired artists to add pictures to the margins. It's possible that the owner could not read French, and maybe hoped the artists could. But the artists either couldn't read French, either, or they didn't care about the dry papal correspondence in the text. They just went with what they knew was funny, and that included giant hares and snails and scenes of gruesome violence. Read more about the Smithfield Decretals at Open Culture. -via Nag on the Lake

The RMS Titanic sank on the night of April 14-15, 1912, 115 years ago today. There were 2,240 people aboard, but only 705 were rescued alive when the RMS Carpathia responded to the distress call. Later on, the CS Mackay-Bennett was dispatched to recover the dead, and that ship picked up 306 of the deceased, many of whom were buried at sea. That left more than 1200 bodies unaccounted for.

Some of those missing bodies sank to the bottom of the ocean, but others floated for days and were found hundreds of miles away. Some were identified, others were too decomposed. The last known body to be retrieved for burial on land was finally laid to rest almost two months after the sinking of the Titanic. However, those that were buried without identification were given markers, and some were identified by DNA a hundred years later. Read the grim story of the Titanic victims who weren't retrieved in a timely manner at Smithsonian.

When we say a person has a big mouth, it means they talk too much or spill secrets they shouldn't. But some people really have mouths that are larger than normal. You can't tell that Marie Pearl Zellmer Robinson has a big mouth just by looking at her- until she opens it was wide as she can. The woman from Ketchikan, Alaska, has been named the world record holder for the biggest mouth gape (female), meaning the distance from top to bottom when her mouth is all the way open. The official measurement is 2.98 inches (7.59 centimeters). That doesn't tell you much, but look at all the things she can put in her mouth! A whole orange. A ten-patty burger. A metal can.

Robinson has known her mouth is superlative since she was a kid and her siblings challenged her to fit things in her mouth, but she only recently learned that Guinness World Records had a record for women with large mouth gapes. When she saw what the record was, she knew she had already beaten it. -via Boing Boing

The Easter Bunny is a symbolic holiday character that doesn't make a lot of sense. What does a bunny rabbit and colored eggs have to do with the resurrection of Jesus? Nothing, actually. We often assume that the Christian holiday just incorporated older pagan traditions for a spring holiday the same way that Saturnalia was repurposed for Christmas and Samhain gave us a date for All Saint's Day. Indeed, eggs are a symbol of rebirth and renewal, and rabbits are everywhere in the spring.

Only it turns out that the traditions associated with spring celebrations mainly concern hares, which are a different animal altogether even though they are related. And their connections with ancient pagan mythology? You might be surprised to learn the Easter bunny myth is certainly mythological, but it's not all that ancient. That bunny that brings colored eggs for Easter is more a fairy tale than an ancient tradition. Read about the real origins of the Easter bunny at Mental Floss.