How To Twerk

Redditor loblawlawblog snapped this funny bar sign outside The Nook in Austin, Texas, on how to twerk. Step 1: Reconsider. There is no step 2, by the way.


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Well, for starters, one of the parties lied about his name on a legal document and the other knowingly abetted it. They should be in trouble for that in its own right -- no need to turn it into some homosexual rights case.
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Don't they have to show some ID to get married? Sounds a little lax.

Maybe they need to employ sexers at the Court Office, to separate the gents from the ladies.

As for the wedded couple - whatever.
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I think the problem it's that it doesn't seem like they even checked for proper documentation and just trusted on the persons requesting the license. What if they had stolen someone's identity and then the real person wanted to get married? they probably couldn't because they'd be noted as currently married.

A bit dodgy, really.
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