Brofist

Sure, in a legal sense, redditor schizophrenicwheel owns Magnus the tarantula. But they're actually just friends--bros, really. In the past, she gave him a birthday hat for an iguana's birthday party.

Then, a year ago, she gave him a plush stuffed tarantula as a toy. He responded affectionately with a brofist. That's a polite spider who stays up on modern etiquette.

-via Pleated Jeans

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Sounds like a good excuse to me!

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Now I have a good excuse for napping.Yey!

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nice idea but... i think my boss would strongly disagree with me sleeping at the office. 4 p.m.? Who writes these things??

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does is it still have that effect if you take a 2 hour nap? Is this why other countries have the afternoons off (I forget the word for it, but when they have like an hour to go home and take a nap)? Lucky bastards.

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Siesta!

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Who needs a reason to nap :) just do it

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I could write 20 reasons, but I'd rather just take the nap.

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I nap, but I doubt it's a good thing to loose weight... unfortunately.

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Maybe such information should go out to employers rather than employees - and convince them to give their employees nap time. The reason "Increase your on-the-job alertness by 100 percent" seems quite convincing.

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