Modern Panhandler

Will text for nonfat venti soy chai latte with half shot of espresso no foam! Our pal Dan Piraro of Bizarro Comic envisioned the modern panhandler rattling his artisanal fair trade ceramic coffee mug whilst waiting for a kind soul's help to get the morning's coffee.

Have you seen the prices at your favorite coffee shop lately? The only way to afford a cuppa is to beg for one!

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Harrumph! Rank armatures. Take 20 lbs of honey. Place it in a ten gallon stock pot. Add an equal volume of water, about a gallon to a gallon and a half. Slowly heat until the foam has subsided. Yes, very slowly. Once subsided, boil until the color changes. Taste frequently to prevent over roasting. I prefer to caramelize half and add half fresh honey when finished. Dilute to five gallons and pitch the yeast. Wait for six months. Oh, yeah, this is a well known recipe. Hardly lost.

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