Perfectly Stacked Groceries


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This is why supermarkets should always hire people with OCD to stock their shelves (lettuce ask the manager to raise that man's celery!). The wonderfully stacked vegetables in the produce department are probably just waiting for that jerk of a customer who'd always pick from the bottom of the pile.

Beets me why they do that. They just don't carrot all about squash-ing someone's feelings. Not berry nice at all.


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The premier episode of the Outer Limits ("The Galaxy Being") caused me to run away from home. I was almost five years old. My mom was out shopping with my brother, and my dad fell asleep. The show on TV was so scary, I grabbed my favorite toy and blanket and headed down the street. A neighbor brought me back home, and that was when I learned how to turn the TV on and off.
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Awesome series that I appreciate more as an adult than as a child. There's a lot to write about too - Harlan Ellison and The Terminator being another example. . .
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