Run! It's Wasabizilla!

He might not look as intimidating as the full size Godzilla, but if you put him in your mouth all at once, you might be in just as much pain as one of the monster's victims.

He might not look as intimidating as the full size Godzilla, but if you put him in your mouth all at once, you might be in just as much pain as one of the monster's victims.

I love pretty much every Holiday based on the food that it's associated with. Christmas? I love my Eggnog Sherry cake. Oh man oh man. You aren't living if you haven't had it. Well, okay, that may be a bit of an exaggeration but whatever. Beyond the cake though, I have never been that big a fan of Eggnog; I just don't get it, it's milky and thick and gross. The problem then arises that I don't have a go-to Christmas drink. Looks like this year I may be starting a new tradition, thanks Cozy Walls.
This year I put together a more tart beverage with pink grapefruit and lime, more for tree-rocking and sushi eating than lazy lights gazing. Adjust the amounts based on your taste. Begin with pink grapefruit juice, add gin if you wish, then drop in sweet scoops of lime sherbet (I used my melon baller for the little glasses). Top off the drink with club soda or another fizzy liquid and watch the bright green bubbles grow to the top of your glass.



You'll need a lot of quarters when using this vending machine. It and others like it in the Burbank, California area offer caviar and other luxury foods:
Beverly Hills Caviar has unveiled its first touch-screen vending machine at the Burbank Town Center, offering “a large selection of the world’s finest selection of caviar, truffles, escargot, bottarga, blinis, oils, Mother of Pearl plates and spoons, gift boxes and gourmet salts.”
Prices range from under $50 up to $500, KNX 1070’s Vytas Safroncikas reports.
Link -via Dave Barry | Photo: Gourme Tfood

With these tasty Millennium Falcon truffles, you certainly can because these babies' have a few surprises left in them, sweetheart.

Not only are these santa hat cupcakes adorable, they also look absolutely delicious with their strawberry, marshmallow and frosting toppings. Better still, you could use any cake you want to get any flavor that would go along with the tasty topping. Just make sure to remove the toothpick first.

If you like fudge, smokey meats and salted caramel then you'll love this caramel, bacon fudge -I say "salted caramel" because you know the bacon will add a nice salty flavor to the concoction.
While Jules Food doesn't have a recipe, that's only becase they say it is too easy to need one. They do have advice to make your own though.

They may be having a great time now, but with an almost complete Death Star in the sky, they better stop celebrating and get to the explosions.

Before Thanksgiving weekend is over, you should take a minute to be thankful for awful cakes that make us laugh. Cake Wrecks has two, count 'em, two roundups of badly decorated Thanksgiving cakes. Most try to render the image of a turkey, but don't quite make it. I think that's what this cake is supposed to be, but it really reminds me of a snail. And how did they spell Thanksgiving? I'm not sure.
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There's no place I can be since I found this Sereni-Tea thanks to the Drunken Moogle. Not only is the name a great pun, but the sweet tea vodka is even Firefly brand, so you know it was meant to be.

Nerd Ache Cakes always has some kind of delicious geeky treats, but today these tasty Batman cookies look just right. If you're not into the ladies of Gotham, don't worry, there are plenty more villians (and a few heroes) where they came from.
Link Via The Mary Sue

Why bother with eating the actual chicken meat when you can just enjoy the fried skins instead?
If that's not enough fried nastiness for you then I'm sure you'll find something to trigger your gag reflex over at Serious Eat's slide show covering the best of the worst of the foods at the Texas State Fair.

Want to help someone stop smoking? Well, maybe you should try giving them lung cancer cookies to remind them just how terrible the habit can be for their bodies.

When a man and a woman love each other very, very much, they may just get married and if they also happen to love video games, they might have some video game influences at their wedding.
While Jane & Neil had a lot of video game aspects at their wedding, including video game table markers and stationary, the best touch is certainly this great Mario wedding cake.

Our favorite beagle is ready for Santa's arrival in these sugar cookies made by Alayna, the Pink Apron Baker. This design and others were inspired by A Charlie Brown Christmas. Snoopy's house is painted with royal icing and lighted with sugar pearls.
Link -via Between the Pages