Darth Vader With A Regular Job
The Empire excels at taking planets by force, or destroying them outright should the planet's inhabitants choose not to submit, so their coffers are overflowing and their Sith commanders are paid well.
But had Darth allowed one more Death Star to be destroyed or failed to eliminate one more race of furry teddy bear creatures he may have been let go, forcing him to find a 9 to 5 and earn his credits like a lowly moisture farmer.
Photographer Michaël Massart imagined what Darth would look like if he had to take a severe pay cut and work some Joe job as a car wash worker, dishwasher or bus driver, and it seems even at his lowest point Darth still has henchmen.
Michaël does a good job of giving Darth and his two guards plenty of personality even though they're wearing full armor, and when he incorporates the lightsaber into the bit he does it just right.
See Photographer Reimagines What Would Happen If Darth Vader Faced Financial Crisis here
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#2. uses the quotation marks incorrectly.
#3. "Jupiters' moons" should be: Jupiter's moons.
#8. Uranus has 27 moons, 5 of them are considered 'large' moons.
#10. Pluto is not a black hole.
#11. There are four terrestrial planets: Mercury, Venus, Earth and Mars.
Neptune may or may not be blue (we aren't really sure), but it's definitely not always cold. In the summer it's just really chilly.
"Terra" was the first new Latin word to be added to their vocabulary since ancient times.
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No.3 - They are the Galilean Moons, not all of Jupiter's Moons.
No.4 - Galileo discovered the largest of Jupiter's Moons not all of them.
No.5 - Correct!
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No.8 - Correct!
No.9 - Correct!
No.10 - Pluto was reclassified as a Dwarf Planet not Black Hole.
No.11 - Correct!
No.12 - There are four, Earth is missing.
No.13 - Correct!